You can’t make this shit up…The saga continues…
It appears there is a stirring of the masses next door. Sensei Klopek is directing his little monkey minion and Mrs. Klopek in a stick removal expedition.
Apparently, the Health Department took heed of my concerns and presented it to Sensei and Mrs. Klopek for them to remedy.
As we speak, they are scurrying around from pile of shit to pile of shit like rats in a maze. I find it curious that Sensei Klopek is dressed in a shirt and tie. I suppose this could either be an event worth dressing up for, or his Ghi was at the cleaners. Mrs. Klopek is in her usual garb of Capezio pants and the not so white puffy shirt. Neither of which have seen soap and water in years. I do believe she is in shoes, which is totally out of character for her species.
The first pile of sticks and debris is under a rather large oak tree which of course has a crucifix nailed to it. I sat many an afternoon on my sofa gazing out at the sight, imagining her tied to the tree burning at the stake. Oh well, so much for that fantasy. Although, they only made a small dent in that particular pile, so the fantasy is still a viable option.
It is about to storm. One can only hope that a bolt of lighting smites them all next to one of the three crucifixes in one fell swoop. Divine justice for all…