You can’t make this shit up…

I shall continue my many rants in this forum.  The most recent continuance?  My never ending hatred for my neighbors, the “Klopeks”.

I was notified by the building department that nothing more could be done for me.  I am doomed to a never ending visual assault every time I look out the windows on the south side of my house.  Ah, but all is not lost…

To my glee I discovered the crosses Mrs. Klopek had nailed to the trees early in the summer had fallen to the ground.  This occurrence had gone unnoticed by the She Devil herself.  I thought for sure the “Neighbor Gods” had taken pity on me, but to my dismay, I came home from work the next day to find she had nailed them back up.  WTF? Why can’t I catch a break with this psycho bitch?

Anyway, that same evening, Mr. Klopek decided it was time to mow his “lawn”.  He started at 6 p.m. Although the time hasn’t changed here yet, it was quite dark. Perhaps if there were an Olympic event in blind lawn mowing, he would take the Gold.  Makes for an interesting pattern… kind of like crop circles, only really shitty looking. Die Klopec… please, just die.